The Headless Horseman vs The Flying Dutchman - EEEEEEEEVIL RAP BATTLES 😈 (2024)

Dutchman vs Horseman
Battle information
Release date	2024
Number	27
Timeline
Previous	Pied Piper vs Nosferatu
Beat Information
Beat(s)	<---- nope its over there
Other information
Rappers	jprse,am duhcyhman
Location(s)	ship woods

i found this practically finished battle in a doc on my old google account and now I AM posting it Right now online

fun fact I started a video for this last year which is where the drawings and title cards came from the only issue was that it had no voice actors so i couldn't do much (lmao)

i stole this beat off of Keyblade get bent tbh

this is the beat here

Flying Dutchman:[]

To battle me is insane, you've clearly lost your hea- WHOOPS

Avast, I'll leave yer Pony Express shook!

So saddle up and on your animal and gallop out of battle,

Or I'll fracture your damaged skull like the cannon balls!

I'm the garish maritimer, the high tide rider!

Like my rhymes I be coasting off fire liners!

The true horror of crusin ashore be me and my crew,

While there be crackheads in New York who slain more than you!

The US? The only war capable of producin

Headless wretches this stupid be the French Revolution!

I'm like a church bridge, ye shant be crossing me today!

So why don'tcha make like yer fate and take these balls to your face!

Headless Horseman:[]

I don't need a head. "Matey". I simply body

You've fallen off quicker than your anchor dropping

I'm lobbing off noggins, you don't match my grit,

So hang your little sails up so you can catch my drift!

Had a Devil pact to grant you the fastest ship

But it seems Poseidon didn't like the cut of your jib!

I'm goring corpses in the forests I torment and hunt

While the only kills you're scoring is that crew you sunk!

Hide in your Long Johns, because you're taking Silver!

Were your bars on your barge? Because you'll never deliver!

Used to terrorize the tides, now the Sponge leaves you wiped

Now everyone sleeps on you: the Flying Dutch Wife!

Flying Dutchman:[]

You're lucky ya lack a neck or I'll hang you off of the hull's end

and wash off that grime with a keelhauling!

I'm an omen, you be a costume for haunting naughty kids!

You may be a Horseman, but I bring an apocalypse!

Cabin Boys:

Yo it's Ad-Socket! MCA! (Mandible Chewing Apparatus), and Spine-D!

Against the wackest horseback neck-snap since Chris Reeves

You're higher strung than the masts on the crow's nest!

Even the trees that you go in are better at shade-throwing!

Man we seen your face, the yanks did ya a favor! In fact!

You're the only ghoul uglier with his head still attached!

Newsflash! Your loyalists were destroyed and ripped by the States!

You're no different! You're just losing 200 years late!

I'm armed with nasty hooks, I'm winnin singlehandedly!

You're the saltiest thing I've seen since the seven seas!

Headless Horseman:[]

I'm bad to the Brom Bone, face it

You ain't winnin as long as this Jack O' Lantern stays lit!

No bitches since you smell like you slept with the fishes

My bars are walking the plank, I go overboard with them!

Taking pirates down faster than DMCA,

This Celtic legend's dunkin on you like the NBA!

I'll rip through you and whip you into shape with your own spine!

Who knew the Dutch's main export was weakass rhymes?!

I may have lost my head but beating you is a no-brainer!

Ain't shanghai, but I just served this sailor.

the cabin boys verse was not in the doc I just invented it